CONVOIUL (XIII) de Gheorghe Schwartz Tradus de / Translated by Eugene MATZOTA ▲▲▲ ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE Nr.106, 06/2026 ▲▲▲ Noi încă mai credem în cultură! Abstract Title: “THE CONVOY (XIII)” — Part I: The Body of the Snake (23) Author: Gheorghe Schwartz Translated by: Eugene Matzota Publication: ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE no. 106, 06/2026 “We still believe in culture!” Overview Sitting isolated in a quiet hotel lobby, the protagonist observes former members returning from the massive, collective entity known as "The Convoy" to rejoin civilian life—reunions that appear noticeably devoid of warmth or joy. With only three days of accommodation vouchers remaining, he faces growing uncertainty about his future while grappling with the reality of his covert recruitment by a secretive system. Through a communication device concealed as a business card, the protagonist learns why Convoy attire is heavily targeted by criminals: impostors use the uniforms to pose as law enforcement, carrying out robberies and murders under the guise of official authority. As he continues his assigned mission to investigate why individuals abandon the security of the Convoy for a life of hardship, the protagonist discovers that his own thoughts—and those of all marchers—are constantly harvested, processed, and analyzed by advanced computer algorithms, revealing a pervasive system of total surveillance.
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Drumuri la mănăstiri (I) - Fragment din ”Omul de cenușă” ▲ ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE Nr.106, 06/2026 ▲ Noi încă mai credem în cultură! Abstract Title: “Monastery Tours (I)” — Excerpt from “The Ashman” Author: Nicholas Jordan Publication: ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE no. 106, 06/2026 “We still believe in culture!” Overview This excerpt follows a seasoned tour guide for "Globe" as he prepares to lead a Christmas circuit through the famous painted monasteries of Moldavia—renowned for their brilliant four-century-old blue frescoes. He delves into the unique, often difficult dynamics of holiday travel, where buses are filled not with typical vacationers, but with lonely solo travelers and dysfunctional couples seeking an escape. Before setting off, the protagonist meets in Malta with Red Ericson, an influential company figure, to lobby for a promotion to tour controller. Red bluntly denies the request, citing the protagonist's Eastern European background, his non-Western name (Ursache), and subtle physical mannerisms as invisible barriers to advancement within the company. Despite the rejection, the protagonist asks for a final favor, leaving the meeting with a challenging passenger list of 43 tourists—mostly single occupancy rooms—setting the stage for a demanding journey to Romania.
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CONVOIUL (XII) de Gheorghe Schwartz Tradus de / Translated by Eugene MATZOTA ▲▲▲ ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE Nr.105, 05/2026 ▲▲▲ Noi încă mai credem în cultură! The Convoy (XII) by Gheorghe Schwartz Translated by Eugene MATZOTA ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE No. 105, 05/2026 Abstract: In this introspective chapter, the protagonist navigates the unsettling reality of life after exiting the "Convoy"—a regimented, utopian-like structure he refers to as the "Body of the Serpent." Trapped in a city that feels both alien and hauntingly familiar, he seeks refuge in a hotel lobby during a relentless rainstorm, searching for answers among other defectors. His attempt to decode the motives behind their "unthinkable" abandonment of a secure life culminates in a strained, enigmatic encounter with a fellow exile—a man of refined, diplomatic demeanor who embodies the very contradictions of their shared past. Through their dialogue, the story masterfully explores the existential cost of uniformity, the illusion of personal initiative in a world governed by rigid hierarchies, and the subtle, psychological surveillance that transcends the boundaries of the Convoy itself. This segment serves as a profound meditation on the struggle to maintain one’s individuality—and the "small habits" that anchor it—within the crushing pressure of a controlled society.
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Romanian Blues (IV) - Fragment din ”Omul de cenușă” ▲ ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE Nr.105, 05/2026 ▲ Noi încă mai credem în cultură! Romanian Blues (IV) – Excerpt from "The Ash Man" by Nicholas Jordan ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE No. 105, 05/2026 Abstract: In this vivid segment from The Ash Man, the narrative shifts from the intimate disillusionment of a weary guide in Scandinavia to the high-stakes, gray-market world of 1989 international tourism. As the Berlin Wall falls, signaling the end of an era, the protagonist navigates the precarious boundary between his professional persona and the "black tours" that sustain the elite cadre of guides—modern-day conquistadors trading in everything from illicit goods to lost souls. The narrative reaches a metaphysical climax aboard a cruise ship in Malta, where, amidst the secret geopolitical maneuvers of the Bush-Gorbachev summit, a chance encounter with a mysterious Knight of Malta challenges the protagonist’s perception of destiny, identity, and the cyclical nature of suffering. Merging historical reality with the esoteric, Jordan crafts a haunting reflection on the role of the "witness" in a degrading world, ultimately leading the protagonist to accept the most daunting assignment of all: a "Blue Christmas" pilgrimage through the monasteries of northern Romania.
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Romanian Blues (III) - Fragment din ”Omul de cenușă” ▲ ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE Nr.104, 04/2026 ▲ Noi încă mai credem în cultură! Abstract: This excerpt from Nicholas Jordan’s The Ashman captures an evocative journey through Stockholm’s cultural landscape, seen through the eyes of a newcomer guide from Eastern Europe. The narrative seamlessly blends the historical gravity of the Vasa Museum with the intimate, often subversive experience of a guided tour at the National Museum of Fine Arts. Central to the text is an encounter with a provocative painting—attributed by an enigmatic local guide, Ulla, to the Renaissance master Hans Baldung Grien. As the guide provides a meticulously detailed, almost obsessive analysis of the artwork’s symbolism and anatomy, the protagonist becomes increasingly aware of the dissonance between official institutional records and the guide's cryptic, erudite narrative. *Romanian Blues* serves as a meditation on the subjectivity of art interpretation, the weight of cultural heritage, and the subtle power dynamics between a guide, their audience, and the mysteries hidden within the frame.
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CONVOIUL (XI) de Gheorghe Schwartz Tradus de / Translated by Eugene MATZOTA ▲▲▲ ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE Nr.104, 04/2026 ▲▲▲ Noi încă mai credem în cultură! The Convoy (XI) by Gheorghe Schwartz, translated by Eugene Matzota Abstract: This fragment from Gheorghe Schwartz’s The Convoy (Convoiul) explores the existential crisis of an individual stripped of their identity and confined within the relentless, rhythmic progression of a mysterious entity known only as "the serpent." Through a narrative of physical and mental constraint, the protagonist attempts to navigate the fog of a "washed" memory, struggling to reconcile their current state of enforced contentment with the gnawing need to recover their past. As the narrator grapples with the ambiguity of their former life—symbolized by the elusive distinction between the humble "La Conrad" and the elite "La Konrad"—the text delves into themes of bureaucratic control, the erasure of the self, and the ethical dilemma of privilege within a closed system. The excerpt serves as a profound meditation on the human drive to reclaim one's history against a systemic, omnipresent force that dictates the boundaries of reality and suppresses the desire for transcendence.
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Romanian Blues (II) - Fragment din ”Omul de cenușă” ▲ ALTCULTURE MAGAZINE Nr.103, 03/2026 ▲ Noi încă mai credem în cultură! Abstract Title: Romanian Blues Source: Fragment from The Ash Man (Omul de cenușă) by Nicholas Jordan Set against the backdrop of the shifting geopolitical landscape of late 1989, Chapter 14 finds the protagonist, an elite tour guide for Globe, in Scandinavia. While the "wind of change" sweeps across Eastern Europe—from the opening of Hungary's borders to the ethnic tensions in Yugoslavia—the protagonist encounters a group of displaced guides who have been reassigned from their usual Balkan and Danubian routes due to the mounting unrest. Through their cynical banter, the protagonist is introduced to the concept of the "Romanian Blues"—a state of inexplicable, deep-seated melancholy associated with the haunting traditions and ritualistic "shouts" of Northern Romania’s Maramureș region. As he leads a group of tourists through the desolate, wintry landscapes of Lapland and Sweden, the protagonist becomes obsessed with this "Romanian Blues." To pass the time during the monotonous journey toward the North Cape, he begins studying the Romanian language, drawing parallels between his own migratory existence and the adventures of Nils Holgersson from Selma Lagerlöf’s classic tales. The narrative weaves together the protagonist's personal sense of exile, the fading glory of Viking mythology in Uppsala, and a quiet, linguistic preparation for a country he cannot yet visit, all while maintaining his professional facade amidst a world on the brink of total transformation.